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How To Be Released
Stake primary leader: [drawing on the whiteboard] Little boy in glasses: I can’t see! Stake leader: Why not, you have four eyes! Overheard by: UK Ward
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Teacher: How can we actively be member missionaries? And being a good example is not active missionary work. Brother: Well, we can start first by being an example to those around us. Overheard by:...
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Mother: What song would you like your sister to sing at your baptism? 8-year-old son: MOVES LIKE JAGGER! Mother: No, Alex, that’s not appropriate. Son: Oh, does it have to be one of those boring church...
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Daughter: Mom look! Mom: What? Daughter: I got a sacrament bread sandwich! Overheard by: Sister of Jared
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Speaker at youth fireside: …and I know that our living prophet on the earth today Spencer W. Kimball—I mean Thomas S. Monson! Overheard by: Sister of Jared
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YSA Sister speaking in sacrament meeting about the 5-year-old she taught how to swim: …and he was a good little sinner. Er, swimmer. Overheard by: Backstroke (phone)
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We Are All Until Our Two Years are Up
Pennsylvania Harrisburg missionaries singing to We Are All Enlisted: We are all enlisted ’til our two years are up, Trunky are we, Trunky are we! Missionaries for the Lord, we will serve, We will grin...
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Person 1: Hey have you heard of Herbalife? Person 2: No I haven’t, what is it? Person 1: It is a weight loss product, pretty good and very safe? Person 2: How would you know? Person 1: I read about it...
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